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== Early Life ==
 
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After defeating Gandalf and the dementors, he partnered with Optimus-Prime to track down the seven Dragon Balls that were hidden in Bakersfield.  Before he could make a wish however, Optimus-Prime crushed the seven Dragon Balls with his flying ninja kick and sent Steven into the depths of the 23rd dimension.  There he found Soap Mctavish and continued to battle zombies with only a knife and a tooth brush for the next 18 years of his life.  At the end of the ordeal, he ended up in Antarctica with Soap only to betray him for a gay-talking penguin named Xavier.  Jealous and hurt, Steven murdered both Soap and the gay-talking penguin named Xavier with an icicle and weeped for 3 months before continuing his journey by swimming from Antarctica to Saudi Arabia.
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After defeating Gandalf and the dementors, he partnered with Optimus-Prime to track down the seven Dragon Balls that were hidden in Bakersfield.  Before he could make a wish however, Optimus-Prime crushed the seven Dragon Balls with his flying ninja kick and sent Steven into the depths of the 23rd dimension.  There he found Soap Mctavish and continued to battle zombies with only a knife and a tooth brush for the next 18 years of his life.  At the end of the ordeal, he ended up in Antarctica with Soap only to have soap  betray him for a gay-talking penguin named Xavier.  Jealous and hurt, Steven murdered both Soap and the gay-talking penguin named Xavier with an icicle and weeped for 3 months before continuing his journey by swimming from Antarctica to Saudi Arabia.

Revision as of 01:28, 11 January 2010

Steven Yuan (born June 14, 1989) is an internationally known wine-taster that fares from the far far away land of Middle Earth. He is known best for inventing the cheese wheel, discovering the cause of stupidity, and proving that Elvis was in fact alive and well, living in the Hunan province of China with Amelia Earheart.

Early Life

After defeating Gandalf and the dementors, he partnered with Optimus-Prime to track down the seven Dragon Balls that were hidden in Bakersfield. Before he could make a wish however, Optimus-Prime crushed the seven Dragon Balls with his flying ninja kick and sent Steven into the depths of the 23rd dimension. There he found Soap Mctavish and continued to battle zombies with only a knife and a tooth brush for the next 18 years of his life. At the end of the ordeal, he ended up in Antarctica with Soap only to have soap betray him for a gay-talking penguin named Xavier. Jealous and hurt, Steven murdered both Soap and the gay-talking penguin named Xavier with an icicle and weeped for 3 months before continuing his journey by swimming from Antarctica to Saudi Arabia.