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== Early Life ==
After defeating Gandalf and the dementors, he partnered with Optimus-Prime to track down the seven Dragon Balls that were hidden in Bakersfield. Before he could make a wish however, Optimus-Prime crushed the seven Dragon Balls with his flying ninja kick and sent Steven into the depths of the 23rd dimension. There he found Soap Mctavish and continued to battle zombies with only a knife and a tooth brush for the next 18 years of his life. At the end of the ordeal, he ended up in Antarctica only to have soap Soap betray him for a gay-talking penguin named Xavier. Jealous and hurt, Steven murdered both Soap and the gay-talking penguin named Xavier with an icicle and weeped for 3 months before continuing his journey by swimming from Antarctica to Saudi Arabia.
Once in Saudi Arabia, he met up with his good friends Barack Obama and Jason Mraz who advised that he spend the next 3 months of his life in San Diego in order to find a suitable wife and settle down. Once in San Diego, he decided the best way to meet his wife was to enroll in school, so he applied and attended the University of California San Diego.
